I COULDN’T WAIT UNTIL MIDNIGHT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID JOHN FRANCO!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE 28 ALREADY!!
Dear sweet fucking Jesus
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fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
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What your kids are really texting!
lol - laughing out loud
yrmoccfsr - you remind me of cottage cheese for some reason
dytkdwbmiisidlsoat - do you think Kirsten Dunst would be mad if I said I didn’t like Spiderman One and Two?
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Why do men think women are angry just on their period?
I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me
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